alritepetal:

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

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androidboy:

who wants to road trip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots as we can

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spookygayharpist:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

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  • 7 years ago
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  • me:*buys risky clothes that i like*
  • also me:*not confident enough to wear them so just stares longingly at them as they sit in my wardrobe*
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  • 7 years ago
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One day we got tired, tired of chasing, of caring, of worrying… Not because we didn’t want more, but because the person didn’t value our efforts.

Daniel C. L.  (via convertions)
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  • 7 years ago
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Don’t fucking cheat on someone

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kai-tastrophe:

tbh the most exciting part of my day is when i finally go to bed at night and start creating imaginary scenarios in my head

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antisemitic:

Why do parents not know how to apologise..?

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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  • 8 years ago
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dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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  • 8 years ago
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  • me:can't focus because deadline pressure isn't high enough
  • me one week from now:can't focus because deadline pressure is too high
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  • 8 years ago
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psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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  • 8 years ago
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yeah you cute but you stress me tf out

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fyidanlikesvagina:

im sick of literally every trend teenage girls partake in being mocked like first its girls who take pics of their starbucks and wear ugg boots then its girls who like indie music and wear vintage clothing then girls who like pop punk and wear vans and a flannel around their waist and now people are mocking girls who wear mom jeans and mustard kanken backpacks and have moleskin journals like can we just let teenage girls LIVE and let them do shit they want to do like seriously

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  • 8 years ago
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  • me, in 4th grade:gifted classes! 12th grade reading level! smart child!
  • parents:omg lets raise our expectations forever
  • me, now:average intelligence compared to my classmates! incredibly anxious and emotional! in need of help!
  • parents:tsk tsk, ur better than this.
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